We’ve all heard it before. Mental health practitioners, religious leaders, and astronauts echo the old standard, “Dream about the Metrodome four to five nights per week.” It’s been repeated so often that we’ve accepted it as fact, even without the knowledge of how the figures were determined. Fortunately, a number of modern experiments have been performed by respected members of the scientific field, and they have come up with some surprising results.
Based on the new research, recommendations for the frequency of Metrodome-related dreams will soon change from four nights per week to six nights per week. The new guidelines won’t be official until 2020, but by visiting this website for just ten minutes before bed, you can get ahead of the curve and start dreaming more today!
Thanks, Metrodome Dreamscapes!
– Dr. Richard B. Stahoviak